Governor – Deep Sand

Jan Brewer-Governor of Arizona-Just Wow

September 4, 2010September 2, 2010 John Arizona, Debate, Governor, Jan Brewer

OK, so things are a little crazy in Arizona lately. I know they’re so concerned about the hordes of illegal aliens running over the boarder and destroying our economy (which the good bankers on Wall Street spent so much time creating for us), that they have to a pass a law that flies in the face of the Constitution. But I think opening statement in a recent gubanatorial debate for Arizona Governor explains a lot. It doesn’t get much freakier than this. I thought it might be a Saturday Night Live skit at first. As the title says, “Just Wow!”

Crime Politics Society

The Elliot Spitzer Affair

March 11, 2008 John Eliot Spitzer, FBI, Federal Officials, Governor, Hookers, New York, Prostitution, Prostitution Ring, republicans, sex, Vitter

Good grief, could any more be made of this? New York Governor Elliot Spitzer had apparently been paying for a little something on the side, so now the Republicans demand that he resign. Senator David Vitter (R. Louisiana) was implicated in a prostitution case, but never resigned…why the double standard? Saying he’s involved in a prostitution ring is like me saying I’m involved in the fast food franchise business just because I ate at McDonald’s one day last week.

Crime General Humor Places Society

Terrorists At the Cartoon Network

February 1, 2007March 24, 2008 John Attorney General, Boston, Cartoon Network, Deval Patrick, Frightened Children, Governor, John Grossman, Martha Coakley, Signs, Stupidity, Thomas Menino, Turner Broadcasting

Over the past several weeks Cartoon Network, to promote their television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, placed boards with LED renditions of the mooninites across ten cities. This would have been fine, except for the person who saw one of them attached to a girder above a busway near the Sullivan Square T station. On Wednesday, some frightened little brain-dead Bostonian spotted Ignignokt and Err in Boston – and called the police.