Crime – Page 18 – Deep Sand

Bomb or Tape Dispenser?

March 7, 2007 John Bomb, Police, Security

Police these days are seeing bombs everywhere, even though there really aren’t any actual bombs. It’s clear that they need help.

Crime Places Society Tampa

The Dumbest Educators

February 24, 2007March 24, 2008 John Crack, Drug Use, Kentucky, Marijuana, Murray, Principal, Van Bueren Middle School

I have the greatest respect for educators in general, and believe they are generally under-valued in our society. BUT, apparently, as in every other field, a few idiots manage to gain entry.

Crime General Humor Places Society

Terrorists At the Cartoon Network

February 1, 2007March 24, 2008 John Attorney General, Boston, Cartoon Network, Deval Patrick, Frightened Children, Governor, John Grossman, Martha Coakley, Signs, Stupidity, Thomas Menino, Turner Broadcasting

Over the past several weeks Cartoon Network, to promote their television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, placed boards with LED renditions of the mooninites across ten cities. This would have been fine, except for the person who saw one of them attached to a girder above a busway near the Sullivan Square T station. On Wednesday, some frightened little brain-dead Bostonian spotted Ignignokt and Err in Boston – and called the police.

Crime Places Society Tampa

Avoid Jail–Report A Crime

February 1, 2007March 24, 2008 John Felony Warrants, Rape, Restitution, Tampa Police

A 21-year-old woman told police Saturday that a man grabbed her off Howard Avenue and raped her behind a building during the Gasparilla festivities. But officers investigating the case arrested her after learning she had an outstanding warrant from her teenage years for failure to pay restitution.

Crime Society

Driver kills egg-throwing teen

December 3, 2006December 3, 2006 John Columbus, Gun Violence, Ohio

Three teenagers were throwing eggs at cars in Columbus, OH. Apparently the driver of an SUV gave chase when his car was hit, jumped out and shot killing one of the teens.